Dear Santa

I would like a savings account that gives 25% interest per annum. Please top the account with 1000 euros. The US dollar isn’t as stable as it used to be. 

My house doesn’t have a chimney because its an apartment. So, don’t make the same mistake like last year when you jumped into the smokestack of Senoko Incineration Plant.

I will leave you a packet of chicken rice at the kitchen; don’t drink the bottled chicken essense in the drawers.

Hoping you are well,
Logen

P.S. I know that you aren’t real. You’re a old kind wizard, appearing at muggle’s houses through Floo Powder.